"Looking for a Photographer Who Blends In Seamlessly with Your Guests?"

Yeah… that’s not me.

I’m 6ft 2, carrying two cameras that don’t exactly whisper ‘invisible’.
Blending in? Couldn’t if I tried.

You’ve probably seen all the usual clichés:
☑️ “Discreet, like a guest with a camera”
☑️ “Non-stop good vibes from morning to night”
☑️ “Zero awkward posing, ever”

Here’s the reality:

I stand out. Both physically and because I’m usually lurking near the action, hunting for moments you’ll want to remember (and a decent patch of light).

The vibes? They run on caffeine, adrenaline… and by 7pm, when you’re tipsy and ready to dance, I’m cracking open the emergency Haribo.

Awkward posing? Absolutely. Let’s not pretend otherwise. The second I say “just walk towards me” or “just act normal,” people panic and forget how legs work. But honestly… that’s half the fun. It’s 15 minutes of laughing, pulling faces, and feeling a bit ridiculous… and at worst, you’ll come away with some funny memories. At best? Some of your favourite photos from the day.

And look… it’s your day. If you genuinely don’t want any posed photos, that’s completely fine too.
I’m here for whatever makes you happy.

One of my friends told me recently his biggest regret from his wedding was not having more photos of him and his wife, together, in their (very expensive) outfits… before the day descended into the beautiful, sweaty, boozy chaos that weddings inevitably become.

You’ve spent a lot on this day. Let’s make sure you’ve got the photos to prove it.

If you want someone who’ll capture the real moments, steer you through the awkward bits with a laugh, and gently remind you how to walk like a human when the time comes…
I’m your guy.

Booking now for 2026/27 weddings
(6ft 2, full of Haribo, and fully aware that nobody knows what to do with their hands in photos.)